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No Biting

By Naomi & Karina Paape


It sounds to me like some of you have been biting your staff, the very hands that feed you, and without provocation. I’m not talking love bites here. I’m talking plunging your razor-sharp fangs into human flesh, thereby unleashing mega doses of drop-to-the-floor pain, leaving your staff doubled over in surrender. How do you expect to get fed? Rule #1: NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU.

That brings us to this month’s discussion: biting behavior and who’s to blame. But first, my credentials. Based on records meticulously kept by my staff here at For the Love of Cats (the island’s famous no-kill cat shelter), since my arrival here in 2010 I have bitten nearly every single one of the shelter’s 80 volunteers. And that makes me an expert. As a matter of fact, that’s how I ended up here in the first place. I bit my way out of a happy fur-ever home. In my human’s eyes I’d morphed from being a cute kitten with harmless baby teeth, to being a nearly homicidal 10-month old cat with adult-sized teeth. Consequently, my “fur-ever” family kicked me to the curb just shy of my first birthday.

But it wasn’t my fault. I thought they liked being bitten based on their reactions. They cooed and chuckled and rough-housed with me, rolling me over on my back, tickling my belly, and letting me play paw-swat and nip-the-finger. It was just like being with mom and my litter mates. We were always tumbling over and biting each other. If one of us bit another kitten too hard, the other kitty would cry out so we knew to stop. If we didn’t stop, mom would end the game. There was a practical purpose to these games, however. Mom wanted to train us to be skillful predators and successful rodent hunters. Under her steely supervision we learned to stalk, slither, and pounce our way to our next meal. In lieu of that, a dumpster would do the job.

When I moved to my human’s fur-ever home, my biting was further encouraged when, in fact, it should have been discouraged. Remember, to tolerate a behavior is to enable its continuance. My predatory instincts needed to be re-directed to interactive play, such as wand toys, laser toys, or even battery operated mice and geckos. I kept biting and was eventually getting regular slaps on the face and nose. This really confused me. And before I could figure it out, I found myself out on the street, diving dumpsters for scraps of food. After awhile some angels from For the Love of Cats saw me and came to my rescue. I’ve been queen of the shelter ever since.

It didn’t take long, however, for the shelter staff to figure out I was a biter. Efforts were made to extinguish the predator within my tortie soul. But I was a terrible student. When even “clicker” training failed, my file was stamped, in big red letters: “UN-ADOPTABLE”. My travel papers came through: I was to be placed in a cat sanctuary way, way, way up on the Florida map (yes, I am a good map reader).

While waiting for a space on the bus, shelter co-founders Jim and Jan Rich made a life-saving discovery – I had a knack for handling kittens and other new arrivals. My bossy, take-charge attitude seemed to put the newbies at ease. Following my lead, they started trusting humans and letting the staff flood them with TLC. Jim and Jan decided I was such an asset that they cancelled my bus reservation and appointed me “Shelter Supervisor,” a position I held for four years. I’ve since gone into semi-retirement and now hold the title “Shelter Supervisor Emeritus.” Super Bowl Sunday marked my fifth anniversary here.